Pointless Questions and Answers

This was taken from Meg's blog. I know I did one of these things recently, but these are even weirder more useless questions that I answered before. Think of it as those things you never really wanted to know about me.

1. What's the middle name of first person you slept with?
William, I think.

2. What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?
Bikini-style panties. Blue with a sort of mock-denim design.

3. What song do you want played at your funeral?
"Amazing Grace" and "I Will Remember You" by Sarah McLachlan, amongst others. Lots of music for me.

4. What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?
Um...

5. What would your last meal be before being executed?
Ceaser Salad, Garlic Bread, some Chicken Wings, Fettuchini Alfredo, and a nice piece of chocolate cheesecake. Plus a couple strawberry daquiris. I'd die with a full stomach.

6. Beatles or Stones?
Ooh, this is the tough one. Well, I guess in the end, I'm more a Daddy's girl than a Mama's girl, so I'll say the Stones.

7. If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
That's an awful question to ask and one I'm not willing to answer. I don't wish death on anyone.

8. The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
I don't know, I like listening to people's problems.

9. What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex?
Intelligence.

10. Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
If I hated them, they wouldn't be my friends. I take that word very seriously and I'm not that nice.

11. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
Teleportation, I think, either that or Telekensis.

12. Favorite hangover cure?
Sleep.

13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
Tipsy? About 3. Slightly sloshed? 4 or 5. Truly rip-roaring drunk? 8 or 9.

14. Favorite Outkast lyric?
Umm....

15. Hair color you most like someone you're dating to have?
Don't really care.

16. If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
I'd rather not do either, but I guess blind because Helen Keller once said "blindness seperates you from things, deafness seperates you from people." Besides, I'd hate to never hear music again...

7. Do you have any psychiatric problems?
Probably.

18. Siblings that should go to rehab?
I'm an only child.

19. Least favorite month?
February. Bad things happen to me in February.

20. Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
Um, I don't know?

21. First movie you remember seeing as a kid?
Like ever? "Annie".

22. Favorite person in the whole world?
My mom.

23. When's the last time you went on a date?
LIke going out somewhere with someone of the opposite sex? To a party a couple weeks ago.

24. Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Neither really.

25. Fall or spring?
Fall.

26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
Now there's an interesting question... Depends on which way I regret it. There are guys I'm fond of, but who I really wish I hadn't made out with after the fact and then there are guys who I just go 'what was I thinking' when I look back. So, there are few differnet regrets, but I'm not naming any anmes. Good girls don't kiss and tell.

27. If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
Easy. Angelina Jolie.

28. Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
Castleton. I want to die here.

29. Who is the person you can count on the most?
Taela or my mother.

30. If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor?
Hmmm.... Tough question. Let's see I'll say Cary Grant.

31. What books have you pretended to read?
Why would I "pretend" to read a book?

32. What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
Chaotic.

33. What's your favorite drinking game?
"I Never", but I don't think anyone will ever let me play it again...

34. What did you dream about last night?
I had a really horrible dream last night. It was really vivid and really creepy.

35. Favorite vices?
Romance novels.

36. What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
Why would I answer that?

There, I've answered pointless questions and told you even more useless things about myself. Don't you feel priveleged?